Alex Inoue

Dead End, Zo's Journey, and more stories


Posted by on March 4, 2019

File: “Dear Valentine”

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I want to be dead,

Where are you?

Wait. No, I have a better one.

Roses aren’t in bloom,

Neither are violets,

I will bring you doom,

and it will be violent.

Hold on, I can do better…

Okay, I’m back. This time I’ve thought of a really good one. Took me hours.

Roses Death Death,

Violets Death Death,

Death Death Death,

Death Death Death.

Why do you get a freaking portal

Only you control,

I want Doraemon’s Dokodemo Doa,

So I can uh, patrol. Shit

Roses aren’t blue,

Violets are,

You know what I’m going to do,

Rawr. This is stupid.

Fuck Valentine’s Day

I’m going to kill you,

You left me this way,

What else was I supposed to do?

Kill me Kill me,

Please please please,

you’ll see you’ll see me

dead in my own feces. In plastic bags.

I have trauma,

thanks to you,

nothing rhymes with trauma,

fuck you, too.

My nightmwares are shitty,

in some i eaty shitty food,

that vault trick was neat with the gstun-gin

wait fuck roses are redder

vioalets are ermp, bluer?

one of us is, dead-er? yeah

and waitt. Fleur? that’s ffRench for “Flower”/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAND SAVE THISS TH THIS SHIT! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! !

Future Notes:

I was drunk


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